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Sound sample :
Once upon a time in a land far away
The pretty damsel Lady Marugan
Lay in her quarters only there after
To be kidnapped and swept away by the evil king and his men
But fear not because her knight in shining armour
Is getting ready to saddle up
Lady Marianne
I will be there as soon as i can
First I must kill the dirty dragon
Then I will come and take you out of there
When you're feeling unhappy
Do not hesitate to call on me
I'll be there for you in the hot and the cold
And i'll keep you warm at night time
Before the king comes back with his men
You're gonna hear the clipperty clopperty
Clipperty clopperty of my horse
I know that you are locked up in the tower
Don't worry ‘cause i will be there on the hour
The king and his men are asleep in the den
And so now I will bus you out of the prison
I definately know i'll run into the dragon
But don't worry ‘bout it the dragons a patern
From tetris easy rid of it quickly
And sickly thinkin' about you made me prickly
The king is a minger nal have him for dinner
In doing this thing i'll end up as the winner
Loosing isn't even a part of the planner
I'm bringing my spanner to tighten my grammer
So that I don't stammer when spitting my hammer
My manners unmanageable david banner
I'm crackers i'm crackers i'm taking out matches
To burn the whole castle an thing into ashes
Lady Marianne
.....
Clipperty clopperty nobody stopping me
And i can already see where the tower be
when i get marianne i will be carrying
Gold out the castle to pay for us marrying
Battling minimum ‘cause i be killin' em fillin' em up
wid my venom and sendin' em packin'
I'm laughin' they crappin' i'm clappin'
Then crack up him head so no way he come back again
Lady Marianne
.....
Ok, calm down dear, it's only a fairytale
Don't worry but check it
You could be the king and marianne could be your wife
You're gonna hear the clipperty clopperty clipperty of my horse
Or my Harley Davidson whichever
